My Ducks Are Not In A Row Engraved Slate Coaster – Funny Duck & Pigeon Quote Gift

£6.99

Bring a little humour to your tea break. This engraved natural slate coaster features the hilarious quote: “My Ducks Absolutely Are Not In A Row… I’m Pretty Sure One Of Them Is A Pigeon.” Perfect for duck lovers, coffee drinkers, chaotic souls and anyone whose life feels slightly unorganised — in the best possible way.…

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Description

Some days we have it all together…

And some days one of the ducks is definitely a pigeon.

Our “My Ducks Are Not In A Row” slate coaster captures that perfectly — a light-hearted, relatable quote beautifully laser engraved into natural slate.

Each coaster is crafted from genuine slate, meaning no two pieces are ever identical. The natural riven edges give it a rustic, premium feel, while the precision engraving ensures a crisp, long-lasting design that won’t fade or peel.

Whether it’s protecting your table from a steaming mug of hot chocolate, a morning coffee, or an evening cuppa, this coaster adds personality as well as practicality.

Why you’ll love it:

• Made from authentic natural slate
• Carefully laser engraved for durability
• Heat resistant and easy to wipe clean
• Subtle protective pads underneath
• A funny yet stylish addition to any kitchen, desk or coffee table

Perfect for:

• Duck lovers 🦆
• Pigeon fans (the undercover duck!)
• Friends who say “I’ve not got my ducks in a row”
• Work colleagues with chaotic desks
• Birthdays, housewarmings or “just because” gifts

As always with JulMar pieces, this is designed to feel thoughtful, well-made and gift-worthy — not mass-produced.

A little humour.
A little chaos.
A lot of personality.

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