Some days we have it all together…
And some days one of the ducks is definitely a pigeon.
Our “My Ducks Are Not In A Row” slate coaster captures that perfectly — a light-hearted, relatable quote beautifully laser engraved into natural slate.
Each coaster is crafted from genuine slate, meaning no two pieces are ever identical. The natural riven edges give it a rustic, premium feel, while the precision engraving ensures a crisp, long-lasting design that won’t fade or peel.
Whether it’s protecting your table from a steaming mug of hot chocolate, a morning coffee, or an evening cuppa, this coaster adds personality as well as practicality.
Why you’ll love it:
• Made from authentic natural slate
• Carefully laser engraved for durability
• Heat resistant and easy to wipe clean
• Subtle protective pads underneath
• A funny yet stylish addition to any kitchen, desk or coffee table
Perfect for:
• Duck lovers 🦆
• Pigeon fans (the undercover duck!)
• Friends who say “I’ve not got my ducks in a row”
• Work colleagues with chaotic desks
• Birthdays, housewarmings or “just because” gifts
As always with JulMar pieces, this is designed to feel thoughtful, well-made and gift-worthy — not mass-produced.
A little humour.
A little chaos.
A lot of personality.
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